Sven agreed to help Jeff with work today.
Jeff asked him to help him with billing but after a few minutes Jeff checked on him and Sven was just looking at pictures of girl sloths.

Then he said he needed a bathroom break.

We figured this was just an excuse because he used the bathroom yesterday and sloths only go to the bathroom once a week.

Sure enough we found him napping in the sink.

The final straw was when he was snacking on leaves at Jeff’s desk. He left leaf crumbs in Jeff’s keyboard.
Jeff said he should stick to his support sloth duties so Sven spent the rest of the day organizing the pop tarts.