The right amount of rooster

I love a good rooster crow. But it must be just the right amount. I don’t want it to be so loud as to hear it at night while I sleep. I can hear enough dogs barking, I don’t want to add a rooster to that. I don’t want to hear it too early. I don’t want to wake up to a rooster. And I don’t want to hear it any time before mid morning. And I’d like him to stop after about 5 minutes. I don’t want hours of cock a doodle doing.

This apartment has the right amount of rooster. He starts at about 9:15 and finishes by 9:30. But every morning I’m sure he’s been eaten. I worry until I hear him.

And then I’m happy and Jeff sings the Alice in Chains song:

“Here they come to snuff the rooster, yeah you know he ain’t gonna die.”

7 thoughts on “The right amount of rooster”

      1. We have roosters in our neighborhood. I don’t hear them often but always smile when I do.
        Tell Jeff I approve of his song choice! 🐓

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